“Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.”
(Source: 1112am, via babybabybabybaby)
(Source: mariahnicolef)
(Source: omnomnominator, via asdfghjkllove)
Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.
They started typing
they did reports , emails , atachements & downloads.
But before the time was up
brownout came!
Satan cursed
Jesus sighed
When electricity was back,
Satan lost every thing he had done.
But Jesus started printin all His files.
Satan shouted ”YOU CHEATED!”
Jesus just smiled
cause He did what Satan didn’t know:
HE SAVES!
:DD
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The plural form of Rice
… is Extra Rice.
Got it? (via kylapangcoga)
noong bata pa tayo, pinapatulog tayo pag hapon.
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ngayong malaki na tayo, nasasabihan pa tayong TAMAD pag natutulog sa hapon.
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