January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
"Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at...
September 2011
2 posts
4 tags
Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.
jaselisa:
They started typing
they did reports , emails , atachements & downloads.
But before the time was up
brownout came!
Satan cursed
Jesus sighed
When electricity was back,
Satan lost every thing he had done.
But Jesus started printin all His files.
Satan shouted ”YOU CHEATED!”
Jesus just smiled
cause He did what Satan didn’t know:
HE SAVES! :DD
7 tags
“The plural form of Rice
… is Extra Rice.”
– Got it? (via kylapangcoga)
August 2011
22 posts
4 tags
PRAYER
jaselisa:
- - - - - - - - - the world’s greatest wireless communication!! ♥
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MGA BAGAY NA SURE GUSTO MO MERON LAHAT NG SCHOOLS...
jaselisa:
1. ELEVATOR. 2. ESCALATOR. … 3. AIRCON HANGGANG HALLWAY. 4. FOUNTAIN NA COKE ANG LUMALABAS. 5. SILID TULUGAN. 6. CLEARANCE PARA SA MGA TEACHER, YUNG STUDYANTE NAMAN ANG PIPIRMA. 7. GRADE PARA SA SUBJECT NA RECESS. 8. MGA ARTISTANG GUEST TUWING FLAG CEEREMONY. 9. FREE STARBUCKS COFFEE TUWING UMAGA. 10. WI-FI EVERYWHERE. :D
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Kahit gaano kapa kadaldal at kagulo, kapag crush...
incredibly-awesome:
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noong bata pa tayo, pinapatulog tayo pag hapon.
jaselisa:
. . . . . . . . . . . ngayong malaki na tayo, nasasabihan pa tayong TAMAD pag natutulog sa hapon.
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1 tag
"Why are you single, you're so cute..."
alvinblawgs:
It’s not always about the looks. Physical appearance doesn’t fulfill the whole relationship. The only reason why I’m single is because no one seems to suit what’s built inside of me. No one seems to be interested in something that’s weird. Although there is hope, it’s very slim.
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DLSU Frosh Tips: LASALYANO not LASALLITE →
dlsufroshtips:
For my almost a month stay at De La Salle University. We have a lot of NO CLASSES already in June and 1 suspended classes. 1 concert, 1 convocation and a Centennial Countdown. Some things dawned on me. No pressures yet on studies.Fashion is a statement, some don’t care about the brand,…
Anyone can be special to someone, it just depends...
Fear of failure stops us from being our best.
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3 tags
Dear Guy, when a girl gets pushed into you. it...
horse-k:
sincerely, friend doing the pushing.
When you have all these art ideas but you can't...
More Laughs Here
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When I put my camera on self-timer
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
hahaha! ^^
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
2 posts
Nanay at Anak.
eatyourmind:
Nanay: Ayusin mo nga kama mo! Anak: Nay, magugulo lang ulit. Bakit ko pa aayusin? Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli. :’( Nanay: Yon! Nagdrama ang tamad. Wag ka na ring kakain, itatae mo lang din.
May 2011
20 posts
1 tag
If your happy and you know it , press ask your...
If your happy and you know it , press ask your followers :D
Answer here
The dream of every girl is not meeting the perfect...
cravingfowrainbows:
Heh :>
All my friends are out getting boyfriends and I'm...
theblackship:
things coated in a dozen layers of irony: This... →
nakikiuso:fuckyeahkiro:enigmaticsoul:whatsuphannah:
I am text-posting, yay! Got this from @baaarileee’s Facebook.
This guy’s amazing. Read, read, read the frakking speech, it basically screams “DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO GIVE UP” in your face.
Ngayong araw na ito, sa ating…
What did the sushi say to the bee?
mylittlejarofhearts:
thevisualistic:
wasabi.
lawl
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHITTT.
A real woman always keeps her house clean and...
rjgii:
HAHAHAHAAH XD
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
eiffelinlovewithparis-:
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
Fuck yeah
funfunfun
